100 years ago, his urinal 'Fountain' was submitted for an art exhibition in New York and was
rejected. My offering - created in Duchamp's honour - was also deemed
unworthy ... of a plinth at this year's Bradford Open Art show.
Not for a minute would I even begin to liken my work, entitled Toilet with Stool, with Marcel's minimalist marvel. He got
there first, I'll grant him that. And I very much doubt that my creation will
ever be recognised as iconic. Duchamp started it all, back in 1917, by selecting a quotidian
item, repositioning it and calling it 'Readymade Art'.
As
artist Ryan Gander says: Art is
like a mountain without a summit: an artist can climb up and find the
'corpse of an art', take its adrenalin, water, food etc and then carry on.
I simply took inspiration from the grandmaster.
I simply took inspiration from the grandmaster.
How could my offering possibly be refused? When I submitted my random assemblage, I thought it could not be rejected, given the importance of the anniversary of the beginning of conceptual art. The irony is not lost, however, that it was shunned.

The society’s board of directors, who were obliged
by their constitution to accept all submissions from its members, rejected it,
saying that a piece of sanitary ware - something associated with bodily waste -
could not be considered a work of art and was ‘indecent’. Duchamp resigned in
protest against the board taking it upon itself to veto and effectively censor
an artist’s work.

I do not know why my artwork was rejected by whomever at the Bradford Open. The curator says they do not give feedback.
On collecting my toilet and stool from Cartwright Hall, I was however honoured to find that they had been stored in the print room, sharing space with a Lichtenstein and a Hamilton, among other greats.
The original Fountain was both vandalised and then lost, but
a few replicas are still in existence, including one at the Tate Modern in
London.
My toilet is going back in the skip.